soberscientistlife:

futurama-in-color:

FUTURAMA
1.05 - Fear of a Bot Planet

thethreemustyfears:

snowie-skyes:

someoneintheshadow456:

jfkkilledhimself:

probuccalfat:

“unalive myself” “grippy socks visit to the hospital” “corn addicts” talk like a fucking grown up. seriously.

“Gen z slang came about by cowtowing to algorithms made by large corporations and ad execs, that is SO PUNK compared to millenial slang which is about being individually unique.”

Modern “punks” have no idea what punk stands for. In other, more surprising news, water is wet. More on this at 11.

Seriously though, kids these days are so eager to lick boot and call it rebellion. If you say unalive instead of kill because you’ll lose your funding, congratz, you let them censor you. “They'lltake away our revenue!” And? Rebellion comes with consequences, change is a fight, protecting your values comes at a cost.

If you never pull at the leash, it doesn’t matter how much you bark, you’re still going where they want you to.

beardedmrbean:

Outsmarted by an orange cat, how embarrassing

veteranofathousandpsychicwars:

cursed–alien:

netherworldpost:

netherworldpost:

I am going to remember this image forever, it will save me so much time

Another

“It’s actually your fault that your paranoia is making you misinterpret my post, and in fact you’re doing it on purpose”

You sound like my dad when he told me I have anxiety attacks on purpose because I “like the attention”

It’s amazing to me that you managed to do exactly what this post is talking about without taking a moment to reflect and recognize that.

snowie-skyes:

someoneintheshadow456:

jfkkilledhimself:

probuccalfat:

“unalive myself” “grippy socks visit to the hospital” “corn addicts” talk like a fucking grown up. seriously.

“Gen z slang came about by cowtowing to algorithms made by large corporations and ad execs, that is SO PUNK compared to millenial slang which is about being individually unique.”

Modern “punks” have no idea what punk stands for. In other, more surprising news, water is wet. More on this at 11.

Seriously though, kids these days are so eager to lick boot and call it rebellion. If you say unalive instead of kill because you’ll lose your funding, congratz, you let them censor you. “They'lltake away our revenue!” And? Rebellion comes with consequences, change is a fight, protecting your values comes at a cost.

If you never pull at the leash, it doesn’t matter how much you bark, you’re still going where they want you to.

thanatoaster:

This was a very good joke.